Dear Nicole Cheung
I don't really know how to tell you this,but purple hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer outside of your office and I saw you sit on your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and thanks for the Cocaine.
Your everlasting enemy
Lucy
Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – That embarassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck with the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
3.09.2009
Long time no post
Dear Kids in AUS:Already missing you very muchly, how are they treating you?
Stupid Loube forgot to take a photo of Hoa at the airport.
Went to Wagamama (on high st) a week ago. It was SO overpriced and wasn't that great. Well, I think white people will love it but it was too sweet. But it was pretty. But I still prefer original asian food, cooked by asian people. . . Fusion is so not my type.
Ky on her way to school.
Looking very feminine and aesthetically pleasing? That thing is made out of about 15 pages of newspaper and 20 A2 sheets. And 6 very thick wire XD. Probably weighs about 3-5kg. 2.28.2009
Last post of the month
Also last post before uni officially starts. I probably will try to post as frequently as possible but who knows when this will be abandoned. NO ! I will never abandon this ! WHAT am I on about? Although I'd really like to change th main. Kind of sick of the whole hand-written logo concept.Updates on my life:
+ Tina's gone.
+ Hoa's gone.
+ My best friend N got herself a big fat bee-eff called 구곰.
+ Taco is definitely bigger. When I grab her around the belly, it's all... big and fat... But no chin rolls yet ! because I regularly let her run in my room. And when she's in my room she sometimes runs amazingly fast that I freak out. And she likes biting my toes... The orange orientation bag I got from uni is a great toy for her to chew on XD
+ My parents are being surprisingly lenient.
+ I got cube.
Cube is healing. It's all... scabby but it's healing.
SHIT Taco just chewed my laptop charger !
2.21.2009
-_- not another...
100 Truths! After you've filled this out, tag some people and have them do the same.
IF you answer yes or no please specify as to who it as as much as possible. If its not too private i guess =].
1. Last beverage→ water
2. Last phone call → MG
3. Last text message→ MG
4. Last song you listened to→ Umbrella .. in Cole's car.
5. Last time you cried → I can't remember? It was too long ago.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice → No never
7. Been cheated on? Not that I know of... Probably not.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? Yes
9. Lost someone special? Grandmother
10. Been depressed? Sure, but only because I was immature.
11. Been drunk? Uh, nah ~____~
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Red
13. Yellow
14. White
HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends → Yuhuh
16. Fallen out of love → Yeah I guess
17. Laughed until you cried → YES
18. Met someone who changed you→ Everyone influences and changes me at some level
19. Found out who your true friends were→ You know who you are
20. Found out someone was talking about you→ Yeah
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list→ A few
23. How many kids do you want to have→ two or three if I can manage
24. Do you have any pets → TACO !!!!!!!
25. Do you want to change your name→ Nuh. But I sometimes wish I didn't choose to be named Lucy.
26. What did you do for your last birthday→ Threw a joint party with Hoa, apparently everyone was beyond crazy that night. Rahah.
27. What time did you wake up today → NINE THIRTY NICOLE. NINE THIRTY.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night→ Probably... Cying?
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for → can't wait for uni to start
30. Last time you saw your father→ Bahaha, last night, 26 hours ago.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → I wish I had started learning bass early enough.
32. What are you listening to right now → Cricket cricket...
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Actually no...
34. What's getting on your nerves right now? My stomach being too full. Uncomfortably full.
36. Whats your real name → Da Eun Lucy Lee
37. Relationship Status → with MG
38. Zodiac sign → Taurus
39. Male or female→ F
40. Elementary school→ Jungsan elementary, Jamdong elementary
41. Done something naughty at school → Yes
42. High school → Epsom Girls Grammar
43. Hair color→ Dark brown with bits of red coming back out
44. Long or short → Long
45. Height → 163cm
46. Do you have a crush on someone? I like MG.
47. What do you like about yourself? Everything !
48. Piercings → 7 on left ear, 2 on right, one on right side of lip and one belly button
49. Tattoos → None YET.
50. Righty or lefty → righty
FIRSTS :
51. First surgery → when I was 5 ish. Getting something removed from my left cheek
52. First piercing → The first pair on my lobes. when i was 12
53. First tattoo→ Next tuesday. Envelope
54. First best friend → Jihyeh, from primary. I lost touch.
55. First sport you joined → Swimming I think
56. First pet → white puppy poodle. Such a bitch.
57. First vacation→ Somewhere in Korea I guess.... First overseas vacation was Phillippines though.
58. First concert → Korea, with a bunch of korean singers, when I was 11.
59. First crush→ 양진문. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ for three years
60. First alcohol drink → HITE.
RIGHT NOW:
61. Eating → Nothing
62. Drinking → water
63. I'm about to → Go to bed
64. Listening to → Nothing
65. Waiting for → bedtime
YOUR FUTURE :
66. Want kids? Yes but not too early. And not too late.
67. Want to get married? Yes when I am 26
68. Careers in mind? Designer
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
69. Lips or eyes → Eyes
70. Hugs or kisses → Hugs
71. Shorter or taller → Taller
72. Older or Younger → I don't mind. I tend to find older guys sort of controlling.
73. Romantic or spontaneous → Bit of both
74. Nice stomach or nice arms → Arms
75. Tattoos or piercings→ Shrug. Their choice.
76. Sensitive or loud → Bit of both but more loud ... but not too loud XD
77. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
78. Trouble maker or hesitant→ @_@ Trouble maker.
HAVE YOU EVER :
79. Kissed a stranger → No
80. Drank hard liquor → XD yeeeh
81. Lost glasses/contacts → Contacts down the draaaaiiin
82. Sex on first date → -___- noo
83. Broken someone's heart → Yeah but he was immature -___- pffft.
84. Had your own heart broken → Yes
85. Been arrested? No
86. Turned someone down → Yes : P kind of regretted later for a bit
87. Cried when someone died → Grandmother.
88. Liked a friend that is a girl? Is it questionaire for girls? Not the way you're implying
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself → Yes.
90. Miracles → Not so much. But then again you make your own miracles.
91. Love at first sight → Nuhhhh superficial.
92. Heaven → Uh....
93. Santa Claus -> Yeah... of course.
94. Kissing on the first date? → NO ! NO NO NO NO ! eugh.
95. Angels → Sure
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
96. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Lots.
97. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → Noh.
98. Do you believe its possible to remain faithful forever?→ For Sureeee
99. What's the one thing you cannot live without? Yousessses
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? Uh Duh
IF you answer yes or no please specify as to who it as as much as possible. If its not too private i guess =].
1. Last beverage→ water
2. Last phone call → MG
3. Last text message→ MG
4. Last song you listened to→ Umbrella .. in Cole's car.
5. Last time you cried → I can't remember? It was too long ago.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice → No never
7. Been cheated on? Not that I know of... Probably not.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? Yes
9. Lost someone special? Grandmother
10. Been depressed? Sure, but only because I was immature.
11. Been drunk? Uh, nah ~____~
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Red
13. Yellow
14. White
HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends → Yuhuh
16. Fallen out of love → Yeah I guess
17. Laughed until you cried → YES
18. Met someone who changed you→ Everyone influences and changes me at some level
19. Found out who your true friends were→ You know who you are
20. Found out someone was talking about you→ Yeah
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list→ A few
23. How many kids do you want to have→ two or three if I can manage
24. Do you have any pets → TACO !!!!!!!
25. Do you want to change your name→ Nuh. But I sometimes wish I didn't choose to be named Lucy.
26. What did you do for your last birthday→ Threw a joint party with Hoa, apparently everyone was beyond crazy that night. Rahah.
27. What time did you wake up today → NINE THIRTY NICOLE. NINE THIRTY.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night→ Probably... Cying?
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for → can't wait for uni to start
30. Last time you saw your father→ Bahaha, last night, 26 hours ago.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → I wish I had started learning bass early enough.
32. What are you listening to right now → Cricket cricket...
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Actually no...
34. What's getting on your nerves right now? My stomach being too full. Uncomfortably full.
36. Whats your real name → Da Eun Lucy Lee
37. Relationship Status → with MG
38. Zodiac sign → Taurus
39. Male or female→ F
40. Elementary school→ Jungsan elementary, Jamdong elementary
41. Done something naughty at school → Yes
42. High school → Epsom Girls Grammar
43. Hair color→ Dark brown with bits of red coming back out
44. Long or short → Long
45. Height → 163cm
46. Do you have a crush on someone? I like MG.
47. What do you like about yourself? Everything !
48. Piercings → 7 on left ear, 2 on right, one on right side of lip and one belly button
49. Tattoos → None YET.
50. Righty or lefty → righty
FIRSTS :
51. First surgery → when I was 5 ish. Getting something removed from my left cheek
52. First piercing → The first pair on my lobes. when i was 12
53. First tattoo→ Next tuesday. Envelope
54. First best friend → Jihyeh, from primary. I lost touch.
55. First sport you joined → Swimming I think
56. First pet → white puppy poodle. Such a bitch.
57. First vacation→ Somewhere in Korea I guess.... First overseas vacation was Phillippines though.
58. First concert → Korea, with a bunch of korean singers, when I was 11.
59. First crush→ 양진문. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ for three years
60. First alcohol drink → HITE.
RIGHT NOW:
61. Eating → Nothing
62. Drinking → water
63. I'm about to → Go to bed
64. Listening to → Nothing
65. Waiting for → bedtime
YOUR FUTURE :
66. Want kids? Yes but not too early. And not too late.
67. Want to get married? Yes when I am 26
68. Careers in mind? Designer
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
69. Lips or eyes → Eyes
70. Hugs or kisses → Hugs
71. Shorter or taller → Taller
72. Older or Younger → I don't mind. I tend to find older guys sort of controlling.
73. Romantic or spontaneous → Bit of both
74. Nice stomach or nice arms → Arms
75. Tattoos or piercings→ Shrug. Their choice.
76. Sensitive or loud → Bit of both but more loud ... but not too loud XD
77. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
78. Trouble maker or hesitant→ @_@ Trouble maker.
HAVE YOU EVER :
79. Kissed a stranger → No
80. Drank hard liquor → XD yeeeh
81. Lost glasses/contacts → Contacts down the draaaaiiin
82. Sex on first date → -___- noo
83. Broken someone's heart → Yeah but he was immature -___- pffft.
84. Had your own heart broken → Yes
85. Been arrested? No
86. Turned someone down → Yes : P kind of regretted later for a bit
87. Cried when someone died → Grandmother.
88. Liked a friend that is a girl? Is it questionaire for girls? Not the way you're implying
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself → Yes.
90. Miracles → Not so much. But then again you make your own miracles.
91. Love at first sight → Nuhhhh superficial.
92. Heaven → Uh....
93. Santa Claus -> Yeah... of course.
94. Kissing on the first date? → NO ! NO NO NO NO ! eugh.
95. Angels → Sure
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
96. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Lots.
97. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → Noh.
98. Do you believe its possible to remain faithful forever?→ For Sureeee
99. What's the one thing you cannot live without? Yousessses
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? Uh Duh
Pokes Name.
FORTY EIGHT MAAAYY
bro,. man, i love them so much, as much as big bang.... 48 may is the BEST NZ BAND OUT
i love them.
everytime i see the number 4 and 8 together i automatically shout 48MAY !!! and start moshing out to silence... oh gawd....
i used to always go to their gigs.. so good. i can feel the bass beating in my heart.... it makes me feel like my heart is always with their music.
...
and im so lucky to have my birthday in May...
*faints*
bro,. man, i love them so much, as much as big bang.... 48 may is the BEST NZ BAND OUT
i love them.
everytime i see the number 4 and 8 together i automatically shout 48MAY !!! and start moshing out to silence... oh gawd....
i used to always go to their gigs.. so good. i can feel the bass beating in my heart.... it makes me feel like my heart is always with their music.
...
and im so lucky to have my birthday in May...
*faints*
2.20.2009
Guess what...
Had Mentatz tonight, AGAIN.
Nicole's Wasabi Ramen + extra wasabi:
Nicole's Wasabi Ramen + extra wasabi:
YUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUM
The girl that works at mentatz, the one that's kinda chubby and has facial piercing, really reminds me of Biddy.
HO SHEEEE
AHAHHHAHA
HACKED !!
LUCY LEE FORGOT TO SIGN OUT OF FACEBOOK AND BLOGGER !
well. lets take this opportunity to say something about lucy....
shes a @#$%^#@%# ...
and a #@$%#
far shes so #$%^$#
: P kidding -_-
anyways.. lucy lee
she is a velly nice girl. uh. and she is hard working.. especially when she puts her ass into it.
like in art design. in a short period of time she can focus so well that if u put g dragon in front of her face she wouldnt even care. well. maybe but shes dedicated to art and literature . kinda ?
she likes books. and movies. shes got lots of 'farn barn' (pirated) dvds of many movies.. so yeah. but not many mainstream ones.
she recently adopted Taco, her new pet baby bunny .. SHO CUTe omgs .. yeah she treats Taco really well and that makes me (nicole cheung) feel bad about negleting my doggie milo when i go out with my friends.. so i try to take care of milo when im home and treat her extra special ^^
she has a bf called mg .. min gyu . korean boy, yayaaayaya cute couple ^^ i remember ages ago when they first started going out i couldnt stop going AWWHAHHWAHWHAH
anywho. she has 3 guitars. and she doesnt. play with them D: how could u !! i have to at least play like. 2 mins of piano per day. lol . wota sad.. can i have a guitar ? for funs ? kkshotthnksss
she has THREE jobs. wowowowo i have NONE. she has a tutoring job at A&D (our art tuition class) she teaches art history .well done. and works at her mums cafe and dads sushi place...
shes not into korean dramas, more into game shows.
she is in love with nicole but doesnt want to be sad to mg so on the outside they appear to b just friends but REALLY . they're married. COUGH
she keeps clones of ky in her basement .
alienguy>koma
cole + lou = loucole/k-k-...alien ?
lucy loves singing. nicole loves listening to lucy sing. if she had the opportunity, she would sing for a living? or on the side. and the other side is a designer.
hmm . uh. she is a 'neat freak' likes things perfect. ^_^.....
likes collecting shit like be@rbricks. lipbalm.....different shades of skinnys.. different types of shoes.
lucy has a distinct natural smell that smells like perfume. she does not grow hair on her arms and legs .... uh if she chooses to do so, they are invisible hairs that can be only seen with infrared lights.
B to the I to the G bang is her favourite group in korea. esp G Dragon.
lucy is good at comforting friends, and her advice is always helpful. she is very logical and always looks at things from others pov too so i love talking to her about my problems cos she understands me .
nicole likes piggybacking lou cos she feels like a camping bag cos shes so light. BAHA
um ! ...... i like nicoles tiramisu . SO GOOD
i say true like... tu-rueeee turue.
omg im sorry i cnt think anymore...
too tired. WAH ! g'nite : )
HACKED !!
LUCY LEE FORGOT TO SIGN OUT OF FACEBOOK AND BLOGGER !
well. lets take this opportunity to say something about lucy....
shes a @#$%^#@%# ...
and a #@$%#
far shes so #$%^$#
: P kidding -_-
anyways.. lucy lee
she is a velly nice girl. uh. and she is hard working.. especially when she puts her ass into it.
like in art design. in a short period of time she can focus so well that if u put g dragon in front of her face she wouldnt even care. well. maybe but shes dedicated to art and literature . kinda ?
she likes books. and movies. shes got lots of 'farn barn' (pirated) dvds of many movies.. so yeah. but not many mainstream ones.
she recently adopted Taco, her new pet baby bunny .. SHO CUTe omgs .. yeah she treats Taco really well and that makes me (nicole cheung) feel bad about negleting my doggie milo when i go out with my friends.. so i try to take care of milo when im home and treat her extra special ^^
she has a bf called mg .. min gyu . korean boy, yayaaayaya cute couple ^^ i remember ages ago when they first started going out i couldnt stop going AWWHAHHWAHWHAH
anywho. she has 3 guitars. and she doesnt. play with them D: how could u !! i have to at least play like. 2 mins of piano per day. lol . wota sad.. can i have a guitar ? for funs ? kkshotthnksss
she has THREE jobs. wowowowo i have NONE. she has a tutoring job at A&D (our art tuition class) she teaches art history .well done. and works at her mums cafe and dads sushi place...
shes not into korean dramas, more into game shows.
she is in love with nicole but doesnt want to be sad to mg so on the outside they appear to b just friends but REALLY . they're married. COUGH
she keeps clones of ky in her basement .
alienguy>koma
cole + lou = loucole/k-k-...alien ?
lucy loves singing. nicole loves listening to lucy sing. if she had the opportunity, she would sing for a living? or on the side. and the other side is a designer.
hmm . uh. she is a 'neat freak' likes things perfect. ^_^.....
likes collecting shit like be@rbricks. lipbalm.....different shades of skinnys.. different types of shoes.
lucy has a distinct natural smell that smells like perfume. she does not grow hair on her arms and legs .... uh if she chooses to do so, they are invisible hairs that can be only seen with infrared lights.
B to the I to the G bang is her favourite group in korea. esp G Dragon.
lucy is good at comforting friends, and her advice is always helpful. she is very logical and always looks at things from others pov too so i love talking to her about my problems cos she understands me .
nicole likes piggybacking lou cos she feels like a camping bag cos shes so light. BAHA
um ! ...... i like nicoles tiramisu . SO GOOD
i say true like... tu-rueeee turue.
omg im sorry i cnt think anymore...
too tired. WAH ! g'nite : )
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