I don't know if I should just keep taking so much caffeine, but then without it I'll need regular sleep and I cant have that if I want things done on time and I NEED things done on time so there's really nothing I can do about not drinking caffeine....
ARCHI IS KILLING ME
Actually.
I'm up 4:40am writing a complaint about it to myself because I got bored of doing my assignment.
I don't know if it's the coldness or the body being tired due to lack of sleep and inappropriate posture or the workload or the assignments being due soon but today about 7 ish hours ago I thought for the first time that I wanted to quit, for a while at least. And that maybe this was too challenging for me afterall.
It's only first year and it's definitely not going to get any easier as I go but I'll get used to it and it'll seem more familiar and easier right? But then at the same time I fear getting used to it because that means having to give up sleep and healthy eating and all that crap. Maybe it's just impossible and a selfish mindset to want to balance both.
I guess it's fun.
No it's definitely fun when I'm really into it.
Except tech.
UGH I HATE TECH.
I'm sleepy. But kind of awake. Next week it'll get tougher. 24 hours in a day is not enough. I work better in the day, I wish the day was longer. Omgsh I need summer. The cold is just making me want to cuddle up next to a heater and sleep. ALL DAY.
I WANT TO SLEEP ALL DAY.
미친다 정말 ㅋㅋㅋ
5.08.2009
5.06.2009
1초에한방울
할말이 없어서 발끝을 봤더니한방울씩 물방울이 멀어져 가고있다
눈물 한방울이 부서질때 마다
눈물 한방울이 부서질때 마다
내마음도 조각처럼 부서져 가네
가지마 가지마 가지마
이말 한마디 마저
꺼낸다는게 어려운거야
이제우린 그런 사인걸
떠나는 마지막 네모습
너무 보고싶지만
일그러진 얼굴 조차 창피한 사이
일초에 한방울 남겨진 눈물이
우리에게 남아있는 시간의 전부겠지
조금만 천천히 흐르면 안될까
눈물마저 멈춰지면 어떻게 할까
가지마 가지마 가지마
이말 한마디 마저
꺼낸다는게 어려운거야
이제우린 그런 사인걸
떠나는 마지막 네모습
너무 보고싶지만
일그러진 얼굴 조차 창피한 사이
이말 한마디 마저
꺼낸다는게 어려운거야
이제우린 그런 사인걸
떠나는 마지막 네모습
너무 보고싶지만
일그러진 얼굴 조차 창피한 사이
5.05.2009
Wow I'm back
Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry....
Eheheheheheheheh, wow it's been like a month since I last posted huh? I try not to (but I don't really try not to) but I keep doing this, ~__~ everytime, I'm like this time I'll post more regularly and not let this die...
But thanks to Jessie's nagging ! I'm gonna try a little harder ! Because she and Cole seem to check regularly and for those two (and more) I shall write.
Anyway, getting back to my life, I've been rather busy with school and other things. Since my last post, I went MT with archi peoples to ... Omgsh I forgot... Yeah it doesn't really matter, it was just somewhere quite close but in the west coast of Auckland, the weather wasn't that great and when we were waterballoon fighting you could die from the coldness but that's just me really, heheh. Hmm let's see, and we played a lotta games and things, and it was a good chance to get to know the archis, including people from year levels other than first year, which I guess is pretty important for archi especially because you end up living at the studio and you see so much of each other you might as well like each other : P
This is gonna be a long long post.
So MT was in the first week of the holidays and in the second week I originally planned to do some work but of course that never works, but I did manage to get a very tiny little fraction done. GAH I gotta stop procrastinating. I promise I will do at least a quarter of my tech assignment riiiight after I finish writing this. I SWEAR !!!!!!!!! sigh. But yeah, I procrastinated a bit with the last media assignment and because of that I rushed it and it wasn't satisfactory at all. UGH.
THEREFORE, I'm trying to be more organised and play less these days, but things around me can be so distracting.
Man I needa buy a coat. I can't wear double layers of jumpers all year because I look effing fat ~__~
Oh I also gotta go shopping at Fabric OMGSH YAY ><>
Speaking of, it was my 19th birthday 2 days ago and I had a get together thing the night before, I was so so happy heheheheh. I have such great friends +___+ I invited archi friends as well and they said very nice things about my friends, : D YOU GUYS GREAT. I LOVE YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS BEST.
Oh oh also in the holidays, Zoe and Ky and I finally got the envelope tattoos. FINALLY
And heyyy, this is my media assignment. It's an archive of different ways to create images or drawings. You're meant to slide it out and it goes around and out... heheheh well the concept is quite cute but because it's so big (it's A2) you gotta really be careful not to like.. wear out the corners or get caught on something and rip it or whatever. Also the black case part is made of 2mm board and it's too weak... it was falling apart half an hour before hand in and I'm sure it broke again after hand in. Damn. Anyway here it is closed:
Okay, I think this is long enough for now? heheheheh HAPPY JESSIE?! ^^ Well, thanks for nagging me.
4.01.2009
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Totally. I collect them and never use them.
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I used to obssessively tuck them in, but now i don't care so much.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Nai. Let's steal the taiko one nicole ^^
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
Yes but I never see them around so I don't use them a lot, but if they were just lying on my desk i would.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
YES FUCK.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
bees.
8. Do you have freckles?
No.
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
Yes but not when self-cam-ing : P
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Fobs. Asian asian girls.
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Never...
12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
I think so.
13. What about pooped in the woods?
Nai.
14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
All the time. Whenever I'm with Rachel we can always break into Gee, without even singing.
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Always. Every single one of them.
16. How many people have you slept with this week?
Let me count... None.
17. What size is your bed?
single queen....
18. What is your Song of the week?
Beyonce - Halo. OMGZ <3
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Totally. I want MG to wear pink dress shirts. He wants to also, it's not me forcing him to...
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
YES. Adult swim ftw. I wanna watch more anime but I HAVE NO TIME
21. Whats your least favorite movie?
Vanilla Sky. It was shit fuck.
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Up your ass
23. What do you drink with dinner?
Water.
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
I am forced to dip it in ketchup or sweet chilli sauce by slurp but i dont really like either. I like it by itself.
25. What is your favorite food?
NOODLES. Not instant.
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27. Last person of the opposite sex you kissed/kissed you?
MG
28. Last person of the same sex you kissed/kissed you?
Coley
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Depends
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
2weeks ago. I should be writing back... After crit week I promise...
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
HUh
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
NOh
33. Ran out of gas?
Yes, but it wasnt my fault. I told my mom to fuel up but she kept saying, i can go a bi more, a bit more, and then we didn't.
34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
Anything with onion, ham, cheese in it.
35 Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Sausage and egg mcmuffin and HASHBROWN.
36. What is your usual bedtime?
Ranges from 10:30 to 1:30
37. Are you lazy?
Sometimes
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
When I was a kid, I didn't know about halloween.
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Horse
40. How many languages can you speak?
korean english. bit of french and japanese
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nai
42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
What are lincoln logs?
43. Are you stubborn?
Very.
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
I don't know Leno but I don't like Letterman
45. Ever watch soap operas?
bits of it
46. Afraid of heights?
Nai
47. Sing in the car?
Always.
48. Dance in the shower?
Maybe...
49. Dance in the car?
Always.
50. Ever used a gun?
Nai
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
When I was around 10
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
No. They're awesome.
53. Is Christmas stressful?
Nope, I don't do much for it.
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
Nai.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
.....berries?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Fashion designer.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Nai.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
All the time.
59. Take a vitamin daily?
Nai. Useless !
60. Wear slippers?
Yes.
61. Wear a bath robe?
I REALLY WANT TO.
62. What do you wear to bed?
Lately, really bum shorts, french trip shirt and MGs hoody
63. First concert?
in 2002. Korea. Various artists.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
I want to visit a walmart
65. Nike or Adidas?
I no like adidas.
66.Cheetos Or Fritos?
cheetos
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds.
68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Nai,
69. Ever take dance lessons?
Yesh.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Something in music/art/design. I will never marry a person with a boring job.
71. Can you curl your tongue?
yee
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
Nai.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes?
74. Own any record albums?
Nai.
75. Own a record player?
Nai.
76. Regularly burn incense?
nai.
77. Ever been in love?
yesh.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
paramore.
79. What was the last concert you saw?
2 yrs ago
80.Hot tea or cold tea?
depends
81.Tea or coffee?
coffee
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Neither
83.Can you swim well?
Sure
84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
yee
85. Are you patient?
Not very.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Band
87.Ever won a contest?
Yesh.
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
No
89. Which are better black or green olives?
both.
90.Can you knit or crochet?
crochet
91. Best room for a fireplace?
big room
92. Do you want to get married?
yes
93. If married, how long have you been married?
yes
94. Who was your HS crush?
Many.
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Babies do that because they have no other way of communication
96. Do you have kids?
Yes. BT
97. Do you want kids?
yes
98. Whats your favorite color?
Red. Orangey red. Pinkish red. Red.
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
I miss my bed. Oh. and mg... : P 장난이야, 사랑해돼지야.
100. Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
no.
Closed.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Totally. I collect them and never use them.
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I used to obssessively tuck them in, but now i don't care so much.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Nai. Let's steal the taiko one nicole ^^
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
Yes but I never see them around so I don't use them a lot, but if they were just lying on my desk i would.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
YES FUCK.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
bees.
8. Do you have freckles?
No.
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
Yes but not when self-cam-ing : P
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Fobs. Asian asian girls.
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Never...
12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
I think so.
13. What about pooped in the woods?
Nai.
14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
All the time. Whenever I'm with Rachel we can always break into Gee, without even singing.
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Always. Every single one of them.
16. How many people have you slept with this week?
Let me count... None.
17. What size is your bed?
single queen....
18. What is your Song of the week?
Beyonce - Halo. OMGZ <3
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Totally. I want MG to wear pink dress shirts. He wants to also, it's not me forcing him to...
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
YES. Adult swim ftw. I wanna watch more anime but I HAVE NO TIME
21. Whats your least favorite movie?
Vanilla Sky. It was shit fuck.
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Up your ass
23. What do you drink with dinner?
Water.
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
I am forced to dip it in ketchup or sweet chilli sauce by slurp but i dont really like either. I like it by itself.
25. What is your favorite food?
NOODLES. Not instant.
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27. Last person of the opposite sex you kissed/kissed you?
MG
28. Last person of the same sex you kissed/kissed you?
Coley
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Depends
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
2weeks ago. I should be writing back... After crit week I promise...
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
HUh
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
NOh
33. Ran out of gas?
Yes, but it wasnt my fault. I told my mom to fuel up but she kept saying, i can go a bi more, a bit more, and then we didn't.
34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
Anything with onion, ham, cheese in it.
35 Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Sausage and egg mcmuffin and HASHBROWN.
36. What is your usual bedtime?
Ranges from 10:30 to 1:30
37. Are you lazy?
Sometimes
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
When I was a kid, I didn't know about halloween.
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Horse
40. How many languages can you speak?
korean english. bit of french and japanese
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nai
42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
What are lincoln logs?
43. Are you stubborn?
Very.
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
I don't know Leno but I don't like Letterman
45. Ever watch soap operas?
bits of it
46. Afraid of heights?
Nai
47. Sing in the car?
Always.
48. Dance in the shower?
Maybe...
49. Dance in the car?
Always.
50. Ever used a gun?
Nai
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
When I was around 10
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
No. They're awesome.
53. Is Christmas stressful?
Nope, I don't do much for it.
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
Nai.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
.....berries?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Fashion designer.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Nai.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
All the time.
59. Take a vitamin daily?
Nai. Useless !
60. Wear slippers?
Yes.
61. Wear a bath robe?
I REALLY WANT TO.
62. What do you wear to bed?
Lately, really bum shorts, french trip shirt and MGs hoody
63. First concert?
in 2002. Korea. Various artists.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
I want to visit a walmart
65. Nike or Adidas?
I no like adidas.
66.Cheetos Or Fritos?
cheetos
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds.
68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Nai,
69. Ever take dance lessons?
Yesh.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Something in music/art/design. I will never marry a person with a boring job.
71. Can you curl your tongue?
yee
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
Nai.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes?
74. Own any record albums?
Nai.
75. Own a record player?
Nai.
76. Regularly burn incense?
nai.
77. Ever been in love?
yesh.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
paramore.
79. What was the last concert you saw?
2 yrs ago
80.Hot tea or cold tea?
depends
81.Tea or coffee?
coffee
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Neither
83.Can you swim well?
Sure
84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
yee
85. Are you patient?
Not very.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Band
87.Ever won a contest?
Yesh.
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
No
89. Which are better black or green olives?
both.
90.Can you knit or crochet?
crochet
91. Best room for a fireplace?
big room
92. Do you want to get married?
yes
93. If married, how long have you been married?
yes
94. Who was your HS crush?
Many.
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Babies do that because they have no other way of communication
96. Do you have kids?
Yes. BT
97. Do you want kids?
yes
98. Whats your favorite color?
Red. Orangey red. Pinkish red. Red.
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
I miss my bed. Oh. and mg... : P 장난이야, 사랑해돼지야.
100. Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
no.
3.09.2009
Dear Nicole Cheung
I don't really know how to tell you this,but purple hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer outside of your office and I saw you sit on your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and thanks for the Cocaine.
Your everlasting enemy
Lucy
Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – That embarassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck with the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
I don't really know how to tell you this,but purple hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer outside of your office and I saw you sit on your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and thanks for the Cocaine.
Your everlasting enemy
Lucy
Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – That embarassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck with the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Long time no post
Dear Kids in AUS:Already missing you very muchly, how are they treating you?
Stupid Loube forgot to take a photo of Hoa at the airport.
Went to Wagamama (on high st) a week ago. It was SO overpriced and wasn't that great. Well, I think white people will love it but it was too sweet. But it was pretty. But I still prefer original asian food, cooked by asian people. . . Fusion is so not my type.
Ky on her way to school.
Looking very feminine and aesthetically pleasing? That thing is made out of about 15 pages of newspaper and 20 A2 sheets. And 6 very thick wire XD. Probably weighs about 3-5kg.
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